Congratulations to Duncan McMonagle of Winnipeg, who sent in this threesome of winning Bad Sex passages, all three from the self-published masterpiece Langside by Chris Walter, now in its 2nd edition (ISBN 0-9739g777-0-1). This might be even better than Under the Ribs of Death:
“The bedroom door opened and Derry walked in. “Sky, have you seen my — ” He stopped short when he saw what his son was doing. “Oops! – Sorry ’bout that,” he said, backing hastily from the room. Footsteps retreated rapidly, pounded hurriedly down the stairs. Sky sat with turgid dick in hand. The steel drooped.” (p. 60)
“Sweat dripped from Laney’s nose as he slammed in and out of luscious Cindy Flett. His buttocks rose and fell like bouncing brown apples and he gasped raggedly in the sweltering afternoon heat. Then, with an explosive series of grunts, Laney unloaded into the girl. He rested briefly, then rolled off and lay panting. For Cindy, the event had been less than satisfactory. The heat between her legs still burned and Laney had done nothing to extinguish it. Still, she knew better than to say anything, so she looked up at the ceiling while cum dripped slowly down the crack of her ass. It took great willpower not to finish the job with her fingers. Why did boys always act as if sex was some kind of race?” (p. 108)
“How long were you supposed to do it before you came? He was reasonably sure that it was not right way. Cindy was molten lava, and a more intense sensation he could not imagine.
Cindy groaned softly and slowly began to move. Sky could not endure. His cock spurted into Cindy and it seemed to him that his brains had shot out the end of his dick. He was mortified that he had cum too quickly but Cindy didn’t seem to mind. She purred contentedly and wiggled her hips. ‘That was nice,’ she said softly.
Sky was sure the girl was not telling the truth but it was a lie he could live with. ‘I l-l-l-love you, Cindy,’ he told her. He was so happy he could die.
‘I like you, too,’ said Cindy, smiling sweetly.” (pp. 210-211)
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Congratulations to Duncan McMonagle of Winnipeg, who sent in this threesome of winning Bad Sex passages, all three from the self-published masterpiece Langside by Chris Walter, now in its 2nd edition (ISBN 0-9739g777-0-1). This might be even better than Under the Ribs of Death:
“The bedroom door opened and Derry walked in. “Sky, have you seen my — ” He stopped short when he saw what his son was doing. “Oops! – Sorry ’bout that,” he said, backing hastily from the room. Footsteps retreated rapidly, pounded hurriedly down the stairs. Sky sat with turgid dick in hand. The steel drooped.” (p. 60)
“Sweat dripped from Laney’s nose as he slammed in and out of luscious Cindy Flett. His buttocks rose and fell like bouncing brown apples and he gasped raggedly in the sweltering afternoon heat. Then, with an explosive series of grunts, Laney unloaded into the girl. He rested briefly, then rolled off and lay panting. For Cindy, the event had been less than satisfactory. The heat between her legs still burned and Laney had done nothing to extinguish it. Still, she knew better than to say anything, so she looked up at the ceiling while cum dripped slowly down the crack of her ass. It took great willpower not to finish the job with her fingers. Why did boys always act as if sex was some kind of race?” (p. 108)
“How long were you supposed to do it before you came? He was reasonably sure that it was not right way. Cindy was molten lava, and a more intense sensation he could not imagine.
Cindy groaned softly and slowly began to move. Sky could not endure. His cock spurted into Cindy and it seemed to him that his brains had shot out the end of his dick. He was mortified that he had cum too quickly but Cindy didn’t seem to mind. She purred contentedly and wiggled her hips. ‘That was nice,’ she said softly.
Sky was sure the girl was not telling the truth but it was a lie he could live with. ‘I l-l-l-love you, Cindy,’ he told her. He was so happy he could die.
‘I like you, too,’ said Cindy, smiling sweetly.” (pp. 210-211)