#notpronouncedtoes #3

By Nathan Dueck

Parliamentary Activity of the Honourable @evictsow:

Dr. Flanagan knows a few lonely #nambla members who look at child pornography the very same way I appreciate Monet http://youtu.be/LqS4qKkE_SY

1:01:00:11 PM March 1, 2013

RT @pmharper: Tom Flanagan informed my politics, not my ethics. #cpc doesn’t condone wearing fur on #cbc http://t.co/vyyBpOJt #sasquatchrevealed

0:11:00:00 PM January 30, 2013

Dr. Tom Flanagan: you’ll soon retire from @ucalgary, & you were fired by @pmharper, @teamwildrose, & #cbc. Willing to try your hand at Pope?

1:01:00:11 PM March 1, 2013

Cheers @russellcrowe! Authentic accent! Jeers @realhughjackman! Learn le francais, Aussie! What would #javert do? #lesmiz #toewsraves

0:11:00:00 PM March 15, 2013

411, perps! If you plan to steal so much as a loaf of bread, be advised that I just authorized every last #mountie to go #javert on your @55 #wwjd

1:01:00:11 PM March 15, 2013

We could eliminate organized crime in Cda if the #rcmp was allowed to incarcerate the #senate http://bit.ly/Z73CxM #cdnpoli #funfact

0:11:00:00 PM March 16, 2013

OTOH, we could eliminate organized crime in Cda if the #senate was allowed to dismiss the #rcmp http://bit.ly/WUjZ00 #cpc #funnerfact

1:01:00:11 PM March 16, 2013

Happy #stpatricksday to each Protestant imbibing at this moment #paddy #wagonsho

0:11:00:00 PM March 17, 2013

Well, look who’s a teenager! Thirteen years ago today the Canadian Conservative Reform Alliance Party came into being! #ccrap #acronym #acrimony

1:01:00:11 PM March 27, 2013

I’d sure love to #pound the trendy teen hipster so-&-so who named the # symbol a #hash. Know what I #meme? You w/ #meme, mona #meme? #fail

0:11:00:00 PM March 27, 2013

Today I’ll reconcile the inequities of incarceration in Cda. Our penal system cannot ignore the plight of prisoners w/ mental illness. . . .

1:01:00:11 PM March 29, 2013

No Cdn in jail should ever consider suicide, even 4 a moment. J/K, I’m chillin’ in #fruitofthelooms, watchin’ #veggietales, & chewin’ #frootloops

0:11:00:00 PM March 29, 2013

If you have any leads on #hashish, #hashoil, or #marijuana cigarettes in the greater Ottawa area, DM me w/ deets si’l vous plait.

04:20:00 PM March 31, 2013