A Poem by Nathan Dueck

Call Now For the Veg-o-Matic!

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Veg-o-Matic! Introducing these all-new, easy-to-use products, the Dial-o-Matic and the Mince-o-Matic,
You won’t believe all the innovative products available from K-tel, (get them all from K-tel,)
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And that’s not all. Call in the next hour to receive an additional discount on your entire order. But wait, there’s more!
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